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Post by Atina on Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 9:50

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.

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Post by Elune on Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 10:29


Can you poop?
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